| First 30 Days of Trash |
| Monday, 13 August 2007 | |
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It's hard to believe, but today marks a huge milestone in the history of this fine blog. Today, OldDirtyBlog.com turns one month old- that's 30 days of polluting the world wide inter-web with some of lewd tales of Pile Driving, sex-pistoling and whore-chasing, all plucked from my lifetime of sin, booze, and objectification of women- especially Asian hookers.
In 30 days, thousands of you have spent your time drooling over this abject grammatical mess of slovenly prose dedicated to topics that are range from morally impure to certifiably heinous- and I appreciate every last one of you. Seriously, I do. I appreciate you so much that I'd probably apologize after I covered your sister in sex stucco and then moved onto getting into your mom's pants. That's just what kind of a guy I am. While the span of 30 days may seem infinitesimal in the grand scheme of things, I have used this time to begin what I consider to be one of the paramount humping blogs in all the vast lexicon of cyberspace. Many of you have written me about my site- and the responses have ranging from very flattering to downright creepy. While many of you have offered praise, and some of you have even been to my apartment for a casual slam as a result, some of you have offered your feelings of disgust and shame that Old Dirty Blog gives step my step instructions on how to execute pre-mediated acts of sodomy and dishonesty. It's these morally sensitive, Dr. Phil loving types that egg me on. Every day I roam about looking to add to my massive cache of entertaining sex stories by filling young women with joy, and child paste, and I can tell you now they will not stop. My efforts will simply be re-doubled, because, above all things, I am truly a man of the people. So, it is with a swelling, almost chubbed, definitely half erect sense of pride that I trudge into the trenches of creating nasty, wretched yet classy blogs for month two of OldDirtyBlog. I hope you have enjoyed it thus far. If you haven't and you've read this much, I suggest you promptly fornicate with yourself. Maybe use a jagged tire iron.                       |
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