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While I give my two-thumbed approval of everything from anal sodomy to depraved orgies to banging your girlfriend’s mom, I think that it's about time I actually take an aggressive stance against something. This is a popular, en vogue sex practice that, for some reason, I just can't wrap my head around- and that's "cradle robbing".
So that this doesn't become some kind of Megan's Law sob story, I am specifically targeting guys in the mid to late twenties who think it’s a solid idea to slap it around with high school chicks. You know, girls who, on a daily basis are enjoying things like study hall, pep band, and are members of the prom committee. Why certain guys are moved to spackle underdeveloped cooch with seasoned, college graduate-aged cock sauce is simply beyond me.
I understand it's thrilling to do something bad. Masturbating in the bathroom at work is bad. Even the "Kansas City Doggystyle Shuffle" or railing your boss’s daughter on his desk is bad, as long as she is old enough to play the lottery. It's a completely different thing to give a casual slam to some poor little pre-prom starlet, then rushing her home so she can make curfew, or get to driver's-ed class on time. I think most sex crimes are really not a huge deal if done with style, but it's really quite difficult to find something real appealing about dropping your girl off at school in the morning so she can make it to homeroom on time while you head to the office. It is slightly more redeeming if she attends catholic school, because those uniforms are really hot, and that probably means her dad has some cash. But, if daddy happens to come home when you’re penetrating his offspring spread eagle with her socks still on, it’s all together possible you will end up missing. He's probably not only wealthy, but also well connected and powerful, which does not bode well for you, and your pedophilic behavior. Awesome sauce is also really tough to wash out of those wool skirts, no matter how much tide you use.
The main issue here is that there is vast, wonderful sea of 18+ year old ass out there that's ripe for the taking. Now of course, this doesn’t apply to those guys who are around 19-20 years old and annihilate the occasional minor, but those guys shouldn’t be reading this blog in the first place. Chicks that are older are experienced in bed and have made important life decisions already, like choosing a college, voting, and how to shave their trap. While it's true that many young girls often go off to college to be violated and molested more times than a toddler at Neverland Ranch, it's also true that those chicks know what they're doing, and a fully developed johnson can actually fit without much effort. Trying to be the first one to tap a hot piece of tail before they get available to the masses is a lot like buying the very first Xbox and expecting it to work properly- it's almost always not worth the hype.
I mean really, who wants to shag a girl whose idea of a good pummeling is when her partner can make it through entire song from "High School Musical" without blowing his load? Shagging a high school chick after having a decent piece of older ass is like a watching a bad episode of Showtime at the Apollo after seeing The Roots in concert. Those girls flop all over your member with about as much rhythm as Clyde Drexler on Dancing with the Stars. Can you imagine being 26 years old and going to the tuxedo shop, and telling the dude you're headed to the prom? He'd probably laugh his ass off, and then call the cops.
The most prominent reason guys born while Regan was in office give for mauling young chicks that were born after Regan died is that they are an investment- and that when they're old enough to do things like buy porn and spray paint, they'll be a fine commodity to present to the world. The only issue is that is that women, by definition, depreciate in value. They to go college, eat fried food, and find a young stallion their own age that has a bigger cock than you, and doesn't have to worry about premature balding and newly sprouting grey hairs. Don’t kid yourself when you think a girl won’t cheat in college. We all know this is a scientifically proven fact that when girls get to college, they immediately find another pole to smoke. Then, your wealth of time and dozens of felonies will have all been for nothing, and, much like Matt Dillon in 'Wild Things', you’ll be left empty handed, embarrassed, and probably in jail, with only your memories and your right hand to comfort you
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2. Comment ODB AUTHOR,
I am well versed in many diverse topics. Read this blog daily, and you will be shocked to the point of sexual arousal at the bevvy of knowledge at my disposal. For real.
Posted 09-24-2007 09:29:32
1. Comment Guest,
it seems as if you're well versed on the subject of jailbait.
While I give my two-thumbed approval of everything from anal sodomy to depraved orgies to banging your girlfriend’s mom, I think that it's about time I actually take an aggressive stance against something. This is a popular, en vogue sex practice that, for some reason, I just can't wrap my head around- and that's "cradle robbing". 
